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iwillalwayslovethefool:

salutlamiss replied to your photo: Sometimes I like to tempt fate by square dancing…

Yes yes, BUT DO YOU LIKE TO GO FAST????

Go so fast I’m in the danger zone

I’m going to a friend’s bachelorette party in an hour. I should be like:

but I am just not feeling it. 

Maybe I can stay secretly sober and not wake up feeling like death tomorrow.

I’m normally so excited about the opportunity to festoon things with penises, but today feels blah.

glossylalia:

love-and-radiation replied to your post: I can’t. Whatever was going on with Hemsworth’s whole cranial reigon in that movie was just a fucking disservice.

I was too distracted by those abs to notice.

The ab team was putting in good work in that film though.

97.3% men are better with a beard.

Statistic truth.

Add abs and swords? Donesky.

parlez-voushistoire replied to your post: parlez-voushistoire replied to your photo: They’re…

Sweet. South Carolinians refer to the ole SC as God’s Country quite often. It is pretty and full of God-loving/fearing hicks, so it makes sense. But explosives are awesome.

We make a lot of jokes about God’s Country as soon as you get out of the city. It’s solid salt-of-the-earth farm Midwest. Minneapolis is pretty tame, considering, but I haven’t met anyone yet who doesn’t love to blow shit up. The Fourth of July starts a week before, and goes for a good three weeks after as people exhaust their stores of fireworks - the bulk of which have been purchased illegally in Wisconsin because selling anything that goes airborne is illegal in Minnesota.

As long as you keep your shit in the alley, the police mostly don’t care. 

parlez-voushistoire replied to your photo: They’re obviously marketing to God’s Country.

Which God’s Country do you mean?

I live in the American Midwest. The northern end of it, granted.